JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN-20

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN-20   When old Mulla Nasrudin was asked why he talked to himself, he replied: “IT IS BECAUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I LIKE TO TALK TO A SMART MAN, AND IN THE SECOND PLACE, BECAUSE I LIKE TO HEAR A SMART MAN TALK.” …………………. Mulla Nasrudin’s wife had difficulty getting to […]

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JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -17

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -17 “What are you reading?” asked the prison librarian. “NOTHING MUCH,” replied Mulla Nasrudin, the prisoner. “JUST THE USUAL ESCAPE LITERATURE. …………………… “Hi, Mulla,” greeted a friend. “How is your wife?” “COMPARED TO WHAT?” responded Mulla Nasrudin.   ………………….. “My wife is an angel Mulla.” “LUCKY YOU,” said Mulla Nasrudin. “MINE […]

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JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -18

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -18   After an intensive initial interview with Mulla Nasrudin, a psychiatrist have a written list of instructions and a weekly appointment card. A fortnight later he telephoned to the Mulla to enquire why he had failed to keep the next appointment. “WHY. DOCTOR,” protested Nasrudin, “YOUR INSTRUCTIONS INCLUDED ONE THAT […]

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JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -16

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -16 My wife has disappeared from home,” said Mulla Nasrudin to his teahouse friend. “Have you given her description to the police,” asked one of them. “NO…. THEY’D NEVER BELIEVE ME,” said Nasrudin very sadly. …………………….. Mulla Nasrudin applied for the job of night security guard at the factory. The boss […]

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JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -15

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -15 Mulla Nasrudin and his two friends were talking about their face resemblances. First: “My face resembles that of Winston Churchill. I have often been mistaken for him.” Second: “In my case, people think I am President Nixon and ask me for my autograph.” Mulla Nasrudin: “That’s nothing. Well, in my […]

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JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -14

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN SERIES-14 “Look here,” said the irritated chess wizard to Mulla Nasrudin, “you have been watching over my shoulder for three hours. Why don’t you try playing a match yourself?” “AH,” drawled Nasrudin, ‘I AIN’T GOT THE PATIENCE.”   Mulla Nasrudin with a new hat on was going down the road. Suddenly […]

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JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -13

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -13 Mulla Nasrudin’s father was reprimanding his son for being a lazy good-for-nothing. “When I was your age,” he said, “I worked sixteen hours a day to learn the business.” “I am very proud of you, Dad,” replied Mulla Nasrudin. “IF IT HAD NOT BEEN FOR YOUR AMBITION AND PERSEVERANCE, I […]

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JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN SERIES -12

JOKES OF MULLA NASRUDIN -12 Don’t you find the sound of the cathedral bells inspiring?” asked a friend. “Pardon?” said Mulla Nasrudin. “I said don’t you find the sound of the cathedral bells inspiring?” Would you mind speaking up a bit?” “THE BELLS — DON’T YOU FIND THEM INSPIRING?” “SORRY” said Nasrudin “I CAN’T HEAR […]

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